Horowitz Bacon: slogan?

Friday, October 21, 2005

Emerson Hilton has suggested an alternative slogan to "Grandma Doesn't Have To Know." He likes, "Our Pork Will Make You Plotz!" What do you think?

At 11:59 AM, Andy said...: Thanks, VP Emerson. Keep the slogan ideas coming -- these are great!

Here's the link to that book. It looks good, but will soon be made obselete by my own Horowitz Pork Bible (Torah?).
At 9:42 PM, Anonymous said...: As a gentile I can't follow this yiddish-ease, yabber jabber. However I do know that ...

Horowitz Pork: Its whats for Sabbath

or

Horowitz Bacon: Traditional Jewsih Pork

-Kam
Director of R&D
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous said...: You mean to tell me it's real pork? And here I thought it was:

100% Bacon flavored Matzoh.

Now I'm going to have to change all the t-shirts to:

100% Matzoh flavored Bacon.
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous said...: This is obviously a promising endeavor. Now, I'm no businessman -- but maybe you could work out some joint advertising deals with He'Brew. After all, what are we going to drink while eating your Horowitz bacon?

http://www.shmaltz.com/